allyieh cybers a 69 yr old zimbabwean

so this girl named allyieh is WAY into cybering...but she denies it...
shes always cybering with some 69yr old zimbabwean perv....
now theres like 1 computer in zimbabwe and like 4329906 69yr olds
so shes schlicking to the very grammatically incorect english in hopes of hitting the big o
and this old zimbabwean perv is hoping to get a american dollar outta the deal if he cybers weel enough..
seeing as 1 american dollar is like worth 20 million of theres...
so here ally is schlicking away...and the zimbabwean...we'll call him nichajubal...is trying to figure out what to say,,,
so here nichajubal is thinking...'oh, god i have never known the touch of a real women...what do i say'
so...in an attempt to turn allyieh on... he struggles with the little english he knows...and types..."me member is in your vajinah"
so ally in an attempt to salvage her orgasm...replies.."yes you are inside me and it feels great..what next?"
so nichajubal unable to type his thoughts in english replies "huey nicknias un hudif"
allyieh...who at the moment has already stopped attempting to get off..googles a zimbabwean to english dictionary
allyieh:aighty then... you wanna lick my dog..nice...

at this point nichajubal has given up and requests a dollar from allyieh....bad idea..
allyieh replies "nah...saving up for my mangas goodbye..."
and thus nichajubal is heart broken and still poor as fuck...




the moral...LEARN ENGLISH NICHAJUBAL!!!!

tsharks and goth girls

FAPPING till you bleed is good for you...especially in the ocean...with sharks...
goth girls wanna be sharks..did ya know that? they both like blood, they bite...and they fucking rule...
but..sharks are better that goths...they dont discriminate...you start bleeding from fapping to much in the ocean and a shark is like..mmmmm...penis...*glomp*
goth girls are like mmm...penis...eww face....*slap*
fucking bitches..
but if you pit shark vs. goth girl...goth girl would win hands down..
shark would see goth girl and be like...oh shit..and piss himself..
goth girl would be like...seafood...and the piss ON the shark...
ya...goth girls wanna be sharks...
totally just monolouged about sharks and goth girls...




p.s.... was funnier when i first wrote it in a chat..you really had to be there

the begining of something amazing....maybe

aight ya'll this is circless's monolouge blog...where i talk about random shit and try to make it funny.....i take requests and sometimes randomly talk about stupid shit...if you know me..you know how to get a hold of me...if not you can reach me at circless01@hotmail.com...there you can request topics and ill get to them eventually...if you no me from chatango..pm me....thankz...hope i make you lul..but remember..this is some serious shit ima be talking about...from sharks and goth girls..to shit like cybering...