Monday, April 6, 2009

allyieh cybers a 69 yr old zimbabwean

so this girl named allyieh is WAY into cybering...but she denies it...
shes always cybering with some 69yr old zimbabwean perv....
now theres like 1 computer in zimbabwe and like 4329906 69yr olds
so shes schlicking to the very grammatically incorect english in hopes of hitting the big o
and this old zimbabwean perv is hoping to get a american dollar outta the deal if he cybers weel enough..
seeing as 1 american dollar is like worth 20 million of theres...
so here ally is schlicking away...and the zimbabwean...we'll call him nichajubal...is trying to figure out what to say,,,
so here nichajubal is thinking...'oh, god i have never known the touch of a real women...what do i say'
so...in an attempt to turn allyieh on... he struggles with the little english he knows...and types..."me member is in your vajinah"
so ally in an attempt to salvage her orgasm...replies.."yes you are inside me and it feels great..what next?"
so nichajubal unable to type his thoughts in english replies "huey nicknias un hudif"
allyieh...who at the moment has already stopped attempting to get off..googles a zimbabwean to english dictionary
allyieh:aighty then... you wanna lick my dog..nice...

at this point nichajubal has given up and requests a dollar from allyieh....bad idea..
allyieh replies "nah...saving up for my mangas goodbye..."
and thus nichajubal is heart broken and still poor as fuck...




the moral...LEARN ENGLISH NICHAJUBAL!!!!

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