We hold these truths to be self-evident, that not all men are
created equal, that account holders are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are anon-bashing, display pictures, and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, moderators are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the reator of the site. That whenever any form of moderator becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to bitch to the admin about it, and to institute
new moderators, laying his/her foundation on such principles and organizing his/her powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their horniness and happiness.